Offener Brief (US Open #4)

Dear Brian Brothers,

please keep the following in mind (if present):

1. Do laugh at the umpire.
2. Do childish grimaces and a monkey dance when your opponent serves.
3. Do shoot at your opponent on the net everytime the serve is out.
4. Do an arrogant chest bump and some cheering after every single opponent's fault.
5. Do give "aggressive" an entirely new meaning.
6. Don't even think about trying to show some respect for your opponent.
7. Do beat the German doubles team with 16:14 in the Tie Break although they are way better.

If you stick to these rules (like you conysequently did against the German double Kas/Petzschner) you can be sure that I won't grant you any more US Open doubles titles.
(Photo by Boss Tweed. Another match, another chest bump)